Macbeth+Rap

= Macbef Innit? =

== Suddenly three witches appeared and spoke to Macbef. “Yous will be main man one day” dey said to im. “Yous will be made Lord of Cawda. And your wickedest main man there" dey said, pointin at Banquo, "his childrun will be main mans one day". Macbef rushed westside to tell is woman. "This is wicked news" she said. "We must elp da prophecy to come true. Yous must kill main man Duncan whun he comes to our castle a bit lata on". ==

==Macbef wasn't too sure, wot wiv Duncan bein is main man and everythin. but afta a bit more naggin by woman Macbef, he agreed to murda Duncan. In da middle of da night Macbef crept into Duncan's bedroom and knifed im.==

==He paid a couple of gangstas to murda Banquo, so dat da witches' prophecy could not come true. macbef throws a massiv party to celebrate. durin da party, da ghost of banquo appears, but only Macbef can check it.==

Macbef goes back to check da witches. Dey tell im dat he cannot be armed by any geeza born of woman and until da forest at Birnam moves up da ill.
==Macbef is well pleased by dis news. He is only slightly down whun woman Macbef throws erself off da castle walls. Macduff and Malcolm wiv their armies cut branches from trees to diguise themselves and sneak up on Macbeth's castle.==